Better Call Saul

He wasn’t a chemist either, but looked how well that turned out for him.

Yeah, no.

Sounds like someone doesn’t want to add a bunch of drunk white people to the rioting protesters.

Tradition.

I went to a game there last summer. We walked all over around the stadium before and for several hours after the game. At no point did I ever feel unsafe. (At no point after the game did we find anywhere decent to get food, either, but that’s another story entirely.)

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

“The Baltimore police ask that you remain in your seats while they figure out the best way to escalate the situation.”

Ok, how did she barely escape a date rape? He stopped when she asked him to, each time. They fooled around naked and even then he never pushed for more. He was literally inside her and she asked him to stop and he did. I mean, he was mopey about it (probably took it as a personal comment on his abilities) but it…

You sound like a complete and total idiot.

I’m sorry to say this, but I don’t think he overreacted at all. You clearly weren’t intentionally leading him on or anything, but you must have confused the hell out of him. First you want to fuck him, then you don’t, then you really want to fuck him and ask him to go out to buy condoms, and then you tell him you…

I am struggling to see how/where he created drama. You might be projecting, because I think he handled being yanked around pretty well. Your behavior was very hot and cold, and when I put myself in his shoes it doesn’t feel good. It sucks to be a rebound to someone who’s using you to work out their own personal shit…

Breakups suck. And I hope this doesn’t sound mean, because I’ve definitely been there, but just reading this felt like you’re emotionally all over the place right now. It doesn’t sound like you were ready to be hanging out with this guy at all, let alone having sex.

POCKET SAND!

“I am the Great Cornholio! I need BP for my Fungo!”

This one was also a gem when captioned correctly.

Kenny Powers before the fall

Well I did go to Notre Dame so bless you my child.

Win

How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?