okay i’m admittedly biased here (we all know my love for chris evans runs really deep), but i feel like the outrage for the whole thing is disproportionate. Yes, it was a dumb-ass thing to say. It was a juvenile answer to a fucking dumb-ass question. i mean really. what is even a real answer to that question?

Next to Rico Petrocelli, of course.

“Jeff’s cold weather fightin was measured in hearsay and and showmanship there ain’t no room for numbers in cold weather fightin.”

i was waiting for him to say something about Shark’s time on the gridiron at Notre Dame

Chris Rock predicted this fight.

I can hear it in my head and it’s glorious.

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!

What about Ace?

The classics never go out of style.

Where do I get one of these “U up” club cards? They sound like a real budget saver.

Three things.

So they were just being good Suns?

Wait, isn’t this double jeopardy?

This made me think of The Golden Child movie. For you youngsters, it’s back when Eddie Murphy was putting out movies that were actually funny. Anyway, I digress.

he put on the single best display of fat-guy athleticism I think I’ve ever seen

“I don’t see what the fuss is about. Hey, whose nachos are these?” -Bartolo Colon

Yes, but also way more people that believe in evolution and way less cousin-fucking in those places

I was worried about Silicon Valley after the death of Christopher Evan Welch, but damn if its still got it.

So this kid watches a sexual assault, lets a buddy sit on his shoulders to get a better view, but doesn’t report it until 3 months later and only as part of his own unhappiness at being hazed. Fuck this team, but fuck this guy as well.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has a subplot constructed around the pick-up artist concept of “negging.”