(4/3)...to insinuate that any part of our fair state is part and parcel to the “north” is absolutely uncalled for.

Looks decent! I question the studio’s decision to release one week ahead of a big studio movie like “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip”, but I think this movie will do OK for itself. Not sure if it’s mainstream enough to be a huge hit though.

PREDS BLOW 3 GOAL LEAD, PROCEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING HOSED BY OFFICIATING

Cubs W. Hawks W. Bulls W. White Sox L. Perfect day in Chicago

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

Kid. You just been fished slapped.

"Puig said in Spanish, “I want to show American baseball that I’m not disrespecting the game.”"

shut up pissbaby

Check back tomorrow. I’ll try and do worse.

His delivery is different since he arrived in St. Louis. Somehow classier.

His whole body has tributes to this favorite Cards. Just don’t ask to see his Pujols.

There are like a solid 10 states that we don’t really need. Missouri is like #3.

Went to St. Louis with some friends, around 2001-ish (I think). Stayed at the same hotel as a bunch of musicians in town for some MTV function (Rock ‘n Jock, maybe?). Met Ludacris in the elevator, he asked us if we would come down to the bar, and when we told him none of us were 21 he had some booze sent to our room.…

Thank you for sharing how you’re too good for casual sex.

I know! The litmus test for being interesting is how much and how graphically you talk about sex with your immediate family members. (But, for real, though, we are pretty boring and uptight and white. Thanks for noticing!)

You and your siblings sound sooo boring and uptight. Really, I’m guessing your skin matches the (whitest) bed sheets.

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

I know a girls in Minnesota who hooked up Daryl Hall after a Hall and Oates concert and bore his spawn.

Pulling a page from the Bill Simmons playbook and (rightly) attacking co-workers, but with half of the clout. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton...

If by generally awesome you mean always terrible, then I agree. She is so bad at everything. She’s like an attractive female Colin Cowherd.