Boston is having a particularly crappy hockey day today.

I greatly appreciate the fargin' Johnny Dangerously shout-out, you ice-hole. Protect your testes out there.

If this is true, I am the filthiest, filthiest woman in the world.

Wait...did you just accuse someone else of being an oversensitive penis?!?

It sure does taste like soap.

Pardon their French.

And for the record, Edmonds’ catch is 1,000 times better because Hawk Harrelson is not involved.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

Well, it's easy for you to offer the other one. You've got Mo Cheeks to spare.

Can a I suggest an alternative title?

The difference between governors Bobby Jindal and Nikki Haley and this Dinesh clown is that those two are only half-retard uncle Toms. Dinesh went full-retard uncle Tom.

"Atheism is motivated not by reason but by a kind of cowardly moral escapism."

My dad loves this guy. He honestly can't see that all of D'souza's arguments hinge on the circular logic of "everything in the Bible is true because it's the word of God and we know its the word of God because it says so in the Bible, that's why it's true ".

I'm just going to flag this one, because it is my most hated statement of "fact" and angers me to my core:

Nothing says "reason" like a magical zombie prophet! All of the fairy tales religions are just as ridiculous.

- Are the Cubs going to miss the playoffs again this year?

Good to see they finally made the bathrooms at Wrigley less disgusting

The banners reading “Let’s Go” probably don’t help the process.

The surprise move deprived Cubs fans of the opportunity to both have their legs pissed on and be told it’s raining.