Listen I managed and worked in the industry forever. You know who gets free shit? The people you like. I always sent a glass of champagne or dessert for nice anniversary people or birthday people. But you demand something? No. Not happening.

Seems fitting that Rose shares a space with the Virgin Mary. Both of them can be out of commission for 9 months without ever being touched.

Chip Kelly coached at Oregon University.

I can't imagine how anybody does that. Cheering for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Seriously?

As an added bonus the Bucs are throwing in some MRSA.

Oh, NOW they agree to go with Lynch on the one!

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

No, I'm back on board after seeing this video.

At 1:25, a mothafuckin' blue team Russki just gets laid the bitch out.

I know it's probably just the way he styles his hair, but it's about damn time the Jazz had some decent product on the court.

Is this the same professional sports journalism that gets mad because they feel Marshawn Lynch doesn't show them the proper amount of respect?

Asking for a friend.

If I ever spend more than 50 dollars on a sheet, I will take that into account.

Nah, it's not just you but here, wanna learn?

The sexes are far more similar than different in their filth.

You can define making the bed in whatever way you want, I'm not really the quarter-bouncing type. But yes, if you live alone you should still make your bed — it's a thing to do for yourself! Try it out and just see how it goes, I bet you'll like it. (I'm like a creepy pusher, basically. Make the bed. Make it, you'll…

You are right! this actually happens to me every day when I go home, totally crazy

What does that have to do with the price of tea just outside of Evergreen Park?

ear drummers, their label's name, backward. stupid name, but who cares, music bangs.

If you're like me, you have absolutely no fucking clue what "Rae Sremmurd" is.