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Also in "Why Not?"

That was speculation on my part. I added a point about it in the second paragraph. To be real, though, I was just kind of amused by the fact that it might be an AOL account, because I can't imagine her using anything else. Just like I can't imagine my parents how to ever figure out their comcast email addresses.

His sent box is filled with "Send this to 5 friends and it will come true" emails.

Maybe it's the best way to keep them secret, because who on Earth would hack AOL?

#EMAILGHAZI

TO: bclinton69@aol.com

He's listed at 5'8, 214.

Fitting pace for someone whose shirt says Granma.

Razorback Track and Field program gets big lift after recent shoplifting arrests

Or staging NBA Jam tournaments

It's an innocent comment on Deadspin. I didn't think I'd actually have to clarify that "not all men" are actually terrible, but here you go.

Classic Tyler!

[Redacted] Durden

chuck johnson pooped the floor

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....

Fuck the Pens for the Despres/Lovejoy trade. So fucking dumb. Fuck all of us who watch this team when they pull dumb fucking shit like this.