#teamjoeytallywacker

My life is great. I really enjoyed sitting down with my family today and watching Chicago's point guards shoot 5-22 from the floor.

Derrick Rose wishes he could jump that high.

Slice: [pulls out box of chocolates and bouquet of roses]

I dated a redhead when I was 17 and like an idiot I messed it up.... been chasing that redhead dream ever since. Redhead Women are incredibly beautiful. Once you have a redhead never, ever let her go.

"You can watch the full speech here."

Sup, girl.

Men dig redheads because you can do whatever you want to them since they don't have souls

That's why I included Pierre's CS rank relative to his SB rank. Henderson stole bases at an 80% clip. Pierre was at 75%. That's a pretty significant difference.

My only Juan Pierre story:

Despite his retirement, Pierre's RBI total this year will only drop by 10 or 15.

I'd be happy if he just made Bad Boys sequels for the rest of his career.

Not humerus.

Also, Dr. Colossus recommends applying the following filter to your internet reading:

FUCK YOU FOODBOY

I agree that it's really tough for Teravainen to replicate what Kane does, especially since he doesn't turn 21 until September.

Here's someone wearing the dress and the jacket that goes with it.

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

1. These llamas are badasses.

The white one was faster and the black one was taken alive?