The blaring white light at night against snow is a distraction. If it's completely normal to be minding your own business trying to make it home without killing yourself and have News reporters with blaring white lights suddenly popping up in your view, we probably should redefine what is safe and normal. It's a two…

You post a story about Arianny Celeste and you don't post any pictures of Arianny Celeste?

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

Null Hypothesis: Konrad is telling the truth

It's obvious she's bitter that the story can't be proven fake. I wanted to post that myself but I'd be written off due to the avatar. This has the same tone as one of those Florio pieces where he's been proven wrong but he doesn't want to admit it so he creates a cloud of suspicion to save his own ass.

She originally had a...feeling...that something was...odd about this story, and is now committing to the bit. SHE'S NOT SAYING HE MADE IT UP, JUST THAT WE CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING. So yeah, apparently we're going to keep getting these very weird passive aggressive updates for the foreseeable future.

This is such a strange hill to passive-aggressively set up a fort.

How much would Deadspin pay for a video where Dez Bryant tells a police officer to "Shut the fuck up."? Asking for a friend of a friend.

Why are you so pessimistic of this guy? Lol.

All future Rose dunks.

This is the only DRose highlight reel you ever need to watch. My god he was incredible

At least we know that this isn't another Adrian Peterson-type situation because Hamilton has never been a switch hitter.

Skip Bayless to WNEP for Apparently Kid.

Steve Simmons for Stuart Scott.

HAH I like the passive-aggressive "you don't get it" followed by "don't get ugly."

So he exec produced the Marshawn movie? Dope.

Yep, paying thousands upon thousands of dollars for a bauble is so damn romantic. Follow that up with a wedding that you really can't afford, likely putting yourself, your spouse (and maybe your parents) into soul crushing debt is soooooo romantic (and dumb.)

When I got engaged 15 (!) years ago as a scared and uninformed 22 year-old, I went through all this rigamarole, and one thing really stuck with me.

Unless you're a poor planner, and are going to pop the question the same day you buy the ring, or you're really, really uncertain about whether she'll say "yes," stay far,…

There is nothing "old school" about it. Granted, girls like to be surprised. But when you spend $5,000-$10,000, you don't want to be wrong.

As soon as he brought up "god", he lost my sympathy. I just can't take it anymore, sorry.