Nice piece!

This has been tried with NFL teams before, but all that guy ever heard was: "For the last time, Mr. Cromartie, we're all out of Jets onesies."

Like your two year old gives a shit about a Reds bumper sticker.

As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.

"Sapp says one woman spit in his face"

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

In related news, I just bought the Coyotes' local TV rights for eight dollars and a ride to the airport.

Yeah, but can we really think his opinion isn't biased? After all, he was a good friend and teammate of Jackie Robinson's.

That, or he absolutely sucked against people his own age who'd had as much training or more than he had.

Yeah, Shanahan's the first guy to walk away from Washington bitter for the experience. Griffin didn't really try to trademark "light you up" or "unbelievably believable" or "WORK HARD STAY HUMBLE," and isn't a gigantic tool. Clearly Shanahan, and not Griffin nor the 'Skins lying bad-human owner who encouraged Shanahan…

Eddie Murphy, I realize, is not like the rest of us. Eddie does not need the laughs.

Yeah, he's not even made out of the same materials as a blanket.

Other than in the draft you mean...

"... trains with Alberto Salazar and the Nike Oregon Project, known for their innovative training techniques..."

Its something about fast women wearing really tight shorts in a place called Camel City.

I'm not sure what this article is about. Lipstick is helping her?

"I must break you"

Exactly. I do the same thing with my wife's iPad to let her know that, while I wasn't thinking about her then, I could have been. It's the little things, you know?

He still uses a Blackberry.