i also love how he tries to kick the turf onto his steamer. classic dog move.

Hannah Storm : Rainn Wilson

I work for a sports team and they are just as awkward for us to do, like having a cutaway contingency plan if things go awry or emergency number if you want to call it off at the last minute.

People who reject the proposal, but keep the ring, are the worst sorts of people. If he was horrible to you, then you've literally stooped to his level.

This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Do tell.

I proposed to my then girlfriend after we'd been dating a couple of months. She said 'no'. We broke up 18 years later.

More like hang tense, amirite?

I feel like this could be summed up by saying "If you're a guy, don't talk to a girl you don't know on twitter"

I say, "So you wanna blow me now or when w get back to your place?" It leaves her no out.

Joke-making by women has been legal for years, and many of us have gotten very good at it.

I usually just say, "Hey, wanna ride to Boner Town on the Sausage Express?"

To be fair, that surfer will try and ride anything that waves at him.

It seems like every time someone who had serving experience offers advice because they've been though it they get snarked at.

Yeah I can't believe they got roped into it.

They're bound to make the sequels.

At this point (sadly) there is no way they're not gonna make the sequels considering the huge amounts of cash they brought in.

This is probably just a gag. Sometimes these things get tied up. I'm sure the studio will whip it into shape.

Yeah. I'm sure Universal will choose to not make anymore money. Keep me posted.

Bostick: [reads negative, hateful replies]

Of course this happened at night. Do you know what Putin would do if he saw a man with his bear in broad daylight?