Another day, another reason to love Kristen Bell.

Only Justin Timberlake makes Jimmy Fallon bearable.

Can't make one's move before that monthly payment is secured

I wouldnt worry about it.

Ahh yes, the innocent victimized ex-pole dancer and escort.

Anyone who writes "hella weak" can only be so strong.

These pros ain't loyal!

Rubbin' is Racine.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

And I love the irony in these articles: "Athlete says media is stupid, and that's awesome!" said member of the media.

"what's been highlighted over the last few months is just how worthless so many in media are..." says guy who glossed over and eventually whiffed on Jon Jones' coke habit while writing an in-depth story about Jon Jones' life in and out of the ring prior to most recent title fight.

Kevin Durant: "You guys really don't know shit."

I also see some pretty distinct similarities with another amazing dance routine...

Pretty fucked up to equate Kim Kardashian with any human woman.

Did no one see Padima from Top Chef make a pass at Gronk. It was so awkward but even my eight y/o picked up on it.

I'm imagining some hybrid of Hard Knocks and the Jersey Shore. It sounds glorious.

"And for your final gift, I'm gonna let you let me have anal with you tonight."

Get sweatpants out of dryer.

I used to work there. I was in charge of the ticket counter and cleaning the slide/tube system when someone peed, pooped, or puked in it, which was basically every day. The tubes were 105 degrees and the solution burned my eyes so bad. I would rather clean the tubes twice a day than work the ticket counter. There was…

The only thing worse than Chuck E. Cheese is a Chuck E. Cheese that doesn't serve beer.