You don't need to be a certain height to reach the podium.

Do they show penis entering vagina?

As a gay man with mostly straight friends, I've been put into this situation a few times. Tried to silenty go with the flow as best I could, but at one spot I thought it would be a good idea to just say to the first dancer who approached me, "I'm gay; I'm just here to hang out with my friends"; instead I got death…

The flying dick punch or as my local Chinese restaurant calls it, the number 4 with egg roll.

I have been reluctant guy. One of my brothers threw my bachelor party, and the one request I had was to not go to a strip club. It was just not my thing. So, of course he took me and the other five or six guys in the group to one. We got to the door, and I just did not want to go in. My brother said, "Are you sure?…

That was the last time I ever went to a strip club.

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

Or you could try exuding confidence for once in your god damn life you disappointment.

He's not dead; he's just ground beef.

That really hit home.

Since this is Deadspin I'll pry get a lot of hate for this but I pretty much agree with Barkley, let the rebuttals flow.

"I for one, disagree with Charles. We need to care about propriety in this country. I care. Whenever someone walks into my yard uninvited, I forcefully tell them to get off my propriety."

I tried "consulting"with my wife once. "Honey, I'm thinking of painting the living room blue." She replied, "I was thinking yellow."

"King me!" -Barkley, diagonally taking Terry Bradshaw's pawn with a rook, somewhere warm in a few years

I'm not sure why the Kings wouldn't want to talk with their maximum contract star about what he wants in a coach

"...Chuckster."

Zach Galifianakis: Today on Between Two Ferns, Charles Barkley and Shaq join us while I interview a plant.

My wife works at a Texas charter school, and worked previously at a Harmony Charter School, which is one name of the group of schools owned by the exiled Turkish Imam mentioned. I believe they went under the name of the Cosmos Foundation, but have since changed it due to their various problems.

One of Deion's pastor buddies in Dallas, Terry Hornbuckle, raped a woman and Sanders pressured the victim to stay quiet, acting in a "religious capacity". The guy has more dirt on him than just this Prime Time Academy foolishness.

The fact that it crashed and burn is a success of the market. It did a shitty job, and now its gone. Failure is also part of capitalism.