If that's true, I think it's pretty telling that Deion claims he thought up the nickname himself. Meshes well with the rest of the piece.

Obviously, running a school was something else Deion couldn't tackle...

People of your elk disgust me.

BOOOOOOOO!

Don't tase me doe!

I don't think Kobe would be interested in this—the last time he went "in the back with no cameras, no nothing" he ended up in court.

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

Being in the greys is where it's at. When you're in the greys you don't have to be interesting, funny, or thought provoking every time. Instead, being in the greys allows you to have some misses, some bad dad jokes, or even an overused meme. And when you do get a conversation started, it's that much more interesting…

You care about this waaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too much.

Or Koke.

Fuck that noise Kevin, these kids and their ADHD nowadays.

Youre pretty gray.

You just need to convince an editor to follow you. Memes generally won't do it. Whining won't help either. Step one is not caring whether you're in the grey or not. Be a part of the community instead of fishing for a way out of the grey.

Montana is expected to be charged with attempted first degree murder on Friday.

You get out of the greys by posting interesting/funny/thought provoking comments and having somebody notice it. Posting one of the most overused meme gifs does not quality as any of the three.

Ten hits and the guy is going to survive? What did he use, a t-shirt gun?

White people names.