Yeah, the most persuasive feature of a doula to me would be the idea of having someone there who's accustomed to the experience and can therefore be a dogged, clear-headed advocate for me, whatever my wishes. (Although it's a moot point because no way in hell would I fork over another two grand for an already horribly…

I know someone who used one and was very happy with it. Her doula was the functional equivalent of a wedding planner wielding the checklist/clipboard; my friend and her husband met with her before the birth and went over their preferences for several different contingencies. The birth ended up being totally normal and…

Judge: Mr. Anthony, before you agree to accept this deal would you like to address the members of the jury?

Prostitution, as a black market, regularly victimizes minors.

Jesus Christ. You'd think that getting traded from either Winnipeg or Buffalo would automatically mean you're getting an upgrade. Apparently not.

Buffalo cab drivers, unaware of the delicate specifics of hockey, are reportedly cowering in fear.

Lot of under-achieving talent moving in this deal.
Works perfectly for the Sabres too. Get a goal scorer who isn't able to play the rest of the season, thereby helping them Loss for Connor...

They send one of your kids to a last place team, you send one of theirs to Jackie Robinson West. THAT'S the Chicago way

Yea, except you have no QB and your star WR drank himself out of the league. There's nothing to worry about here.

[Something is wrong here.]

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

RIP, pro career of Marcus Mariota.

A lot concern for the 12 year olds Deadspin was rooting for. Less concern, apparently, for the 12 year olds from surrounding leagues and from Las Vegas who got fucked over in the process.

Yeah, I'm sure the 12 year olds playing with kids from 3 towns over didn't pick up on the fact that they were stacking the deck.

So... lie, because moral compass? You lost me.

I've coached youth and Little League Baseball for quite a while and it's just so ridiculous the extent to which adults will do things for their own egos that just ultimately harm the kids they coach (who often are their own children). If you want to go out and just pull together an over-the-top superstar team as a…

Corruption? From Chicago? Noooooo....