I don't know, can you?

Amazing. He still managed to be full of shit.

"Thanks for fitting this meeting into your schedules, everybody. I know how busy you all are. So...who's willing to pay to keep the Rams in St. Louis? Let's just go around the room and hear your thoughts."

Just like Deadspin to tear down a guy like Jones. You guys are always looking for the fault in our stars.

We ain't come to play DOCTOR!

You can't blame him for being a little proud of himself. That's the first time he got a 90 in anything.

the suburbs' beloved Red Wings

not to mention a wildly below-market rate $1 land transfer for 39 vacant parcels

1.) ply then with all the alcohol.

"Yeah I know"

Maybe if the line as painted on the ice was clearer in its starting and end points. As it is, you can't say with any certainty that it has crossed the line.

You and most other people in the world have different definitions of "clearly" I guess.

Not in that picture, it isn't. Now, it's clearly going to move over the line, as it's still going at that point, but it gets blocked before you can see it. It's close enough that if they had called it a goal it would've stayed a goal, but there's no conclusive video evidence to overturn a no goal call.

I wouldn't blame the crew in Toronto, it's been a while since they saw a good goal.

Yep. Somebody left a foam mattress out there too.

This is insane even by LA car chase standards, which is actually our official pastime.

That's not a dunk, it's an overhand layup. #mozgov'd

We know by now you can get away with a lot in Tallahassee.

A) That's hardly a dunk. It's impressive that he can line drive a basketball into a hoop, but come on.

Meh. Not a very impressive-looking poster if you don't even make it to the rim.