Obama replied, "Yeah I owe you dinner, but you still owe me $50,000 from our last round of golf."

Back in college we had this friend, part of our group. He was dating this girl all through college, even back to high school. They were a great couple, odds on favorites to be the first of our social group to get married.

I do not agree that Dorsett and others of his ilk were playing in a vacuum. You don't have to be a brain surgeon to know that taking repeated blows to the head is not a good thing. How long have boxers been showing this affliction? Since the sport began? They used to call it being "punch drunk". No, he didn't…

NO PIRATE FEARS THE RED SEA

don't forget to take a left at juvenile junction

Did this start as a submission to Ask A Clean Person?

Because Valentine's Day is coming up and everyone has to step it up a notch- it could be the only notch left

Hopefully some people will have the subject approached to them rather easily, like last year when during a bout of sex on my birthday, my gf simply asked "You wanna put it in my ass?"

There's an innate thrill of doing it in an orifice that's a little taboo and not done by everyone, as well as a power play element to it.

TL; DR: don't be a prick on the internet.

How does one get the poop taste out of his or her mouth?
asking for a friend.

I kept hoping Kanye West was going to interrupt my reading and tell me that true artists titty fuck.

I gotta agree with these guys. Dorsett knew that there was a good chance of knee and other joint problems later in life due to playing football in the 70s and 80s. He knew that there was a chance he would suffer a spinal injury. If he was complaining about those issues you would have a case.

If there's any better metaphor for people who are taken down by their own excess and privilege than gladiators, then I certainly don't know it.

I don't want to ruin your poetry because I see where you're going but it's not like CTE is going to swoop down and save him from getting hit by a truck

Yknow, I thought you were kind of a fool, but then I read this to myself in an NFL Films voiceover voice, and now I'm with you. Gladiators.

Dorsett: [screaming at television] This is barely the football I remember!

Danny Tartabull took my mom out on 2 dates, never called her again and made her cry. So obviously my answer is Ryan Braun.

Obviously the Capitals' are not adhering to the league's concussion protocol as that's clearly a concussed Joel Ward.