but uh, I doubt a trained assassin would let somebody um... "Abuse" her

I'd guess it's the difference between voluntarily doing something or asked to do something and being told to do something (or not do something). Some of the reason to contest will be ego, some will be pride, some will be standing up for what's right & wrong (for want of a better term) and some will be expressing or…

I'm okay with that.

Very true about the whole commitment process.

If SI was really noble, they would have put down Rick Reilly in 2007.

This is monumental news

Pfff. You never see plus dudes at the beach in these magazines. Maybe that's why I feel I can't thrive in shirts off scenarios.

You don't like the joke, or you don't get the joke?

"Whooooo! 410! Allllriiiight!"

Mr. Belding ate Bayside

Do they give out Super Bowl rings based on stats now? He must be devastated.

That guy just won the Super Bowl while Bell watched from his couch and Lynch cried on the sideline. Blount wins.

"Can I trade in this jersey for that one?"

lol u mad

Stopped reading after Empire Is A Great Show.

LOL U SAD BRO?

I don't think men are deriving any pleasure from movies like this. It's performative and men aren't feeling any joy from it.

Gay.

Best part? No smell!

The pause at the beginning is known as "Barbarians at the Gate." The pressure has reached an unbearable level. The brief walk after he drops his bag is known as "The Frankenstein." Trying to walk with clenched cheeks. The slight pause when he starts to drop trou is known as "The Mexican Standoff" when the pressure…