Pooper: Hey, is this kosher?

I actually feel badly for Jackson. He probably would not have even been there if it weren't for some plain old bad Luck.

The pizza guy tried to calm him down but Jackson apparently couldn't be Qwell'D.

Baylor recruiting pitch: We may have a few Asian women at our school in the future.

"Officially committed...ISIS agents everywhere"

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Hey, at least they shot it horizontal. People knew how to hold a cameraphone in those days.

"DON'T HIRE DUSTY BAKER."

This. Once DP left that afternoon slot, it was all downhill.

Fuck you for reminding me that Cowherd and Bayliss are apparently two separate people(?)

That's a well-worded comparison. ESPN is all icing and no cake.

I think he's the best at what he does, with Scott Van Pelt and Ryen Russillo a tight second.

His biggest weakness is that the show can appear over-reliant on the same guests (Dungy, Reggie Miller for example.) But even with a guy like Mike Florio on, he still draws them into an on-point discussion and keeps them there.…

The only remaining diamonds in Bristol's rough are SVP and Rusillo.

I like his show quite a bit. I'm also not afraid to admit that SVP has a decent show too.

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

The main thing that I've always enjoyed about Dan Patrick is his continued acknowledgement of how silly this (sports) is. Dan's one of the few who's in on the joke and no one will ever accuse him of taking himself too seriously.

"And to my guardian angel, Dawn Howard, I continue to feel you and hear your voice in every thing I do...all the way do to the subtle "Hey, be careful...that idiot who just scored is gonna pretend to drop his pants and poop out a football...you may want to hasten that cut," Howard said.

If you own a big ass SUV don't assume the laws of physics don't apply to you by driving 75 down the highway.

I heard they're getting a Davidians too. It's not not a flagship store, just a branch.

Liar, liar, compound on fire.