WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Notorious B.I.G. lost a lot of weight post-breathing. Haven't heard shit from him either. Solid theory you have here.

I'll wait patiently for the "It turns out those two Irish guys were completely full of shit," follow up.

I really liked this until Kanye started in. Now I have to hate it.

This is similar, I think, to people who learn better by reading than listening to the same material (or vis versa). Different areas of the brain, right? It is going to vary from person to person.

Well... fuck you?

I still feel like that rinky dink keyboarding class I took way back in the day gave me the most important skillset I picked up in high school.

I eat the exact nachos you're talking about when I go to a Rockies game (need a good distraction when our bargain-bin pitchers are busy giving up another 10+ run game), but at home, I'm mostly* using the good stuff.

*pickled jalapenos and a can of Ro-Tel made their way into this batch

When a woman knows you're down to toss her salad, she knows shit is about to get real.

The human body has 206 bones in it. You want another one in you?

Before I deleted my account I would always ask women the same thing: "So do you want to hear a ridiculous pick-up line or should we skip the awkward stuff."

True, but you didnt answer the question...

"Hey, is it cool if the parrot watches?"

I assume he was "up for whatever."

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

"Throw a little snow into the mix, and anything can happen."

Reporter: Bill! Bill!! After all of the accusations, does this victory have you feeling a little incensed right now?

Well, she certainly appears to be properly inflated.

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.