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SomePeopleCallMeMauriceCheeks
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Can't wait to come back to see the comments... after I'm done watching porn :3

so with that first picture, I gotta ask, did they manage to make him pee in his sleep?

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

Because I think, under the law, any recording of underage kids in a sex act is classified as pornography/assault. But I'm with you; in cases like this, this is where we expect to see someone use something called "discretion."

But they weren't just having sex, they were making child porn. That's a whole different level and could be so fucking dangerous for them.

There was some finger banging going on when I was in middle school in like 1990—but that was about it.

This shit was all a setup from the get go. The brackets were altered during the tourney, they didn't even pit the correct winners against each other in the semi-finals. Also, a little known fact some of you were not aware of: Jolie has over 50% of her retirement invested in Ajinomoto. What is that you say? Only the

Wrong locale, J.J..

This comment right here needs more love. EVERYBODY has the prospect of earnings millions in their future. Even more for Stanford grads! Hell, I bet football players are on the lower end of the "probably making millions in the future" group there. Don't give me that tired bullshit about the future; practically nobody

Oh, please.

Less than 1% of all college football players will play in the NFL. The average NFL career is less than 3 years. The average NFL salary is around $750K. It's not as lucrative a prospect as you think it is. And this is just football. The same is true for all the other sports, and even more poignant for the sports

You know their major choices are severely limited by their schedule right? The school and coaches wont allow them to take on a workload, like any of the sciences, that will require time that is designated for practice and games.

But the percentage of players who go on to make millions in the NFL is probably LESS than the percentage of other students who go on to make millions on their own with their degrees.

My god, it's like someone asked him a question about it directly and he would be fined if he didn't show up to be asked to provide comments!

Director (to board operator): I said, "The Preds scored, cue the HORN," dumbass.

The goalie definitely tuukA rask being that far out of position.

A still-frame close-up of his face is exactly what we need. A screen-Grabner, if you will.

This is the perfect Deadspin office dog.

"You know why I'm here."

Without ruining the twist, I will say that this is a well-struck piece of trolling. Good work, M. Night Shyalaman.