I think the slurs were a step too far, but I can't judge these men too harshly. Slinging beer at a poor bear is my tried-and-true method of getting laid.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHETHER THIS IS SATIRE OR NOT IT IS WAY TOO SUBTLE I ONLY UNDERSTAND SATIRE WHEN BENNY HILL DOES IT WHAARGARBL

They plan to limit the village to 55+ though, which explains why it's a two-bedroom apartment.

My God, that might be the best headline graphic ever to grace a Gawker site. Fucking amazing, that one is.

I'm just going to assume Hamilton Nolan ghostwrote this.

why they gotta be white? mohammed.

I cannot argue with such flawless logic.

I have like 40 replies from people who are saying it is not good satire because it was not outlandish enough for them to immediately recognize it as not real. Those are the true heroes.

You buy eggs in sets of 13?

Hey guys, just so you know: This wasn't written by someone from The Onion, and I'm not reading it on theonion.com, therefore it is stupid and bad satire. Thanks.

What is the NFL Players Association then?

They have to change the red ones behind their own net every other night.

We talk about stuff...

The only fair punishment would be to demote both of them, one to the Sixers and the other to the Knicks.

Mayweather: "Call me"

Seems to happen Eberle time the Oilers play.

/throws ball into elliptical machines

Roadhouse is the worst movie ever made, it's inspired a generation of idiots.