Phoenix as phuck?

roadside repair on the side of the road

Of course you can. You just can't collect it when you quit.

Do I mind explaining geopolitics, GMO R&D, the socioeconomics of India, and global food trade in a Jezebel comment?

"I always toast at least 2 pieces of bread a day. Man, I am so into toasting!"

Sounds like something a person with no giant pictures of themself would say.

Most of these aren't bad on their own, but when you take them together, he starts to sound like the Gwyneth Paltrow of politics.

He has a star on the Walk of Fame? Why? Is the emblem under his name a bronze asshole?

Obviously a state-by-state issue, but many states I know of it's the opposite of what you're thinking: you can't collect unemployment if you quit, but can if you're fired. That's why companies prefer to dick around with a worker's hours and shifts (if variable hours/shifts are industry-norm) in order to try and…

Back in the mid 90's I worked at Scottsdale Ferrari. A tech took a customers F40 for a spin around the Scottsdale Air Park. He understeered it into a curb and cracked the entire one-piece front clip. I believe the cost for the part back then was $60,000. The owner refused to take a fixed part and demanded a new car.…

I can't blame the penguin for wanting to see a wild animal up close.

The Burns meet a very soft penguin

hi Les!

you should stop telling that story

Another unexpected reversal that Stafford would rather not be reminded of.

Shit happens when you party in what looks like a mall food court, apparently.

More like Leslie Horny.

you're a hero

Didn't Beavis and Butthead go to Highland?

Has anyone you've ever told this story to been halfway impressed?