somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks
SomePeopleCallMeMauriceCheeks
somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks

"Hey man, women don't like cheaters. They don't. They don't like liars and cheaters."

So he left his pregnant girlfriend to hook up with Gisele years ago, and now he's a liar and cheater?

And if you're that Australian boot company, you're saying to Tom Brady, "Hey man, women don't like cheaters." They don't. They don't like liars and cheaters.

Yes. Ughs all around.

No charges have been filed yet, and details are scarce.

With all that's gone on this year you'd think Baltimore players would know better than to hit a bitch.

that's connecticut

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Griffin: "Can you wrap dees, too?"

I shook hands with my teammate a lot during my teen years.

Supergirl follows a recent push for more film and television shows starring female superheroes. This will be the first comic book series for CBS and will join the network's current female-lead dramas like Madame Secretary and The Good Wife.

Neato. Benoist didn't get to do much on Glee but she has a good voice.
But whenever I think of Supergirl I am going to picture Helen Slater, Popeye's Chicken, and Faye Dunaway hamming it up.

"This motherfucker up on TV crying like a bitch!"

Payback as in going to the super bowl?

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

"...via The Cut"

Wait, you're wrong about this, I wore that exact same outfit and my dick wasn't showing at all! Must've been a tear in the stitching.

Stevens: Whoa, that thing looks really beat up. You sure about this?

Looks like he should have taken an unplayable lie.

A programmer who can't type 70 WPM+ is like a professional musician who can't read music.