Is fear of the internet a new euphemism for shade-throwing teenager, Samer?

Ideals.

Just a mix up. When you’re throwing so much shade, it’s easy to confuse KK and Gwyneth Paltrow.

I’m not sure Austin understands the finer points of the concept, ‘give up your seat to the lady’ .

I’m not sure Austin understands the finer points of giving up your seat to a lady.

Usually the Rivers stick to throwing shade.

This kid is cut from the Samer cloth.

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Well said.

You’re old fashioned.

I hit on women, in general, and hope they don’t walk away.

I’m totally comfortable in a Zumba class, I just don’t like doing anything while I’m there.

There are multiple problems with the play call but, most of all, it’s that it didn’t use Lynch at all. I don’t necessarily disagree with the pass call, having the entire defense closer to the LOS in a goal line situation, but you have to use your most valuable weapon. Even if he’s not the carrying the ball.

I think she's shooting for a speech writer position with Trump.

For McQueary's follow-up piece this week, she's going to write how Chicago's 400+ murders per year is really a blessing in disguise, helping an already taxed SNAP Program (food stamps) in Illinois. Always with the silver linings, this one!

Yeah?! What'cha thinkin', School Ties Ben Affleck or Gigli Ben Affleck?

Someone has been watching too much True Detective #AssPen

Or Ben Affleck.

That would have made sense given that most bouncers are more inclined to incite an altercation rather than diffusing it.