I was hoping for some sort of story about a cosplay threesome in an alley.

I see offensive line in his future. #NoHolding

Aussie Rules football players/coaches really go all out selling a penalty or injury. But murder?

Soccer players/coaches really go all out selling a penalty or injury. But murder?

He’s this decade’s Mark Wahlberg. But I actually like Tatum.

You go Rose. Your next cause should be taking up for all the bikini models that are forced to wear 2-piece bikinis or thong bottoms. Burn your 2 piecers, ladies! Only 1-piece swimsuits NOW!

There’s a lot more that goes into it than +/-. Not to mention that +/- is about the most useless stat there is.

That was uncanny. Now I’ll go back to tack hammering my balls.

Then why did you click on the link, fucknuts?!

+1 Gator Clap

“What do you call 5 over par on a par 3 hole? A geightor! Hey, Hey!!”

They're all eating Crow now. I'll leave.

No worries. Crow will always Rise Against adversity

Thank you Barry for covering the NHL. It may not be the most prestigious beat around your offices but know it is greatly appreciated. [Stick tap]

And each one will come with it’s own iPad.

No.

I was waiting for a spider monkey reference but I guess this will have to do.

Why exactly is Djokovic’s defeat such a surprise? He did play 1 1/2 sets YESTERDAY. And, while that may not seem like a lot of tennis, it’s not like when you play Murray you have long rallies or anything.

Edited out of the clip was the couple asking the bear, “Was your mother a prostitute?”

#GiveMeTheDamnBread