If that bear can make one-handed receptions like that, you know he’s an asshole.

Here’s a number for you: I’ve now heard 4 commentators in the postgame say they’ve never seen a goal like that. But it’s not a lucky shot.

If he tried it another 1000 times he’d be lucky to get one more in.

There's a lot of puck luck in hockey but that shot especially so.

Are you discriminating against me because I like Entourage and saying the word rimjob?

Move back to St. Louis, ya redneck, and take your cutoff jean shorts and muscle t-shirts with you.

The Hawks good teams always get the calls. Always.

If you watch it from behind the net, you’ll see Hossa’s skate was already opened up before Anderson moved the puck. Unless Hossa is clairvoyant, which I have believed at times, he knew where to “kick” before the puck was even moving towards him

No doubt. I thought the best recent Stanley Cup Final was the Pens-Wings in '09. This matchup has the potential to be even better.

It’s the names that don’t get called as often that make this version of the “rebuild”, if you will, so amazing to me.

Your review won't sway me.

Paxson never punched Vinny. He grabbed him by the tie, there may even be a story out there that he supposedly choked Vinny, but Pax never punched him. And Vinny was a Grade A Moron.

What do we do? Help!!

And here I thought Magary would be writing GQ’s summer fashion issue. #StripedPolo

Thank you.

So what happens if you can't find a sub but you really can't teach that day?

Keith has his moments ( none this series ) but, if you regularly watch the Hawks, Shaw has been waaayyyy toned down this series.

She’s a trophy wife? Maybe a participation trophy #EveryoneIsaWinner

Might want to check Sheridan's closet for bodies

Barry and Tom are solid but, joke or not, Deadspin has really taken a turn since Craggs got bumped up. I would compare the site's depth to the Chicago Blackhawks blue line in the WCF.