Okay, enough of this petty bullshit.

My 'series of rules on timeouts' to speed up the game is a series of one: Less timeouts.

-Fantasy draft at the Incubator

Start off your comment kind of douchey and then solicit business for your friends.

Huh. Never knew you were a middle school principal.

I need a 'The League' and 'Silicon Valley' crossover episode, stat!

I have already started preparing myself for this season to be a big bag of suck. I don’t want it to be but I enjoyed the first season too much so assuming this is going to be a big, steaming turd should up my enjoyment factor b/c I'll be pleasantly surprised when it's a small, steaming turd.

She's the Babe Ruth of UFC.

So, WF quality at a lower price.

Christie announced he is repaying every taxpayer dollar spent w/a bridge loan he just secured.

Well, I guess there's no arguing with that idiocy, er, logic.

Student surpasses master.

That was the original lightsaber mock-up for The Force Awakens.

Sounds like people who used to tell me, "I don't drink anything with brown liquor" when I was a bartender.

tl; what was I saying?

I'm calling 100% bullshit.

You gotsta understand, Gronk love the kids.

Let’s go ahead and make one thing abundantly clear: you do not have to be good at any sport to play on your company sports team. In fact, you can actually just be straight-up bad.

Guess it depends on your definition of hand-painted, but I know the Blackhawks still hand paint the center ice logo after the outline is stenciled on.

Hey, you stop right there! 60% of his critiques are bullshit 100% of the time.