She has recently been type-cast as HOT in my book.

I am a shining beacon of reasonability. Print it!

I'm a Bears fan, too (Go Bears!), and fuck off it's funny!

The kid would eat Jay if you could hit an open mouth with the spoon.

Can't even complete tasks with his children.

Roger that.

An excerpt from NFL statement in Florio article on PFT Friday:

The league put out a statement on Friday.

As I said, officials are not checking the psi of a ball every single play. I understand the process of checking them prior to the game. By the way, since you mentioned penalties, what's the penalty for using a ball improperly inflated during the game? Deduct one point? Can only play w/10 players for a play?

So you're saying is officials are looking for things like the ball's psi, whether or not teams are illegally filming their opponents, and they drug test on the field during every play? Holding doesn't require days worth of investigations interviewing people like ball boys that didn't play in the game.

If you knew what cheating actually was, we could actually have a conversation about this. When you're acting intentionally dense, there's not much to be said.

There's a difference between cheating and a rules infraction like holding during the course of the game. And architecture? You're way off base here. Stop sucking the air out of footballs pal.

I love hearing Richard Sherman talk about the integrity of the game, the Patriots won't be punished, etc, etc.

I was hoping for Apple.

What can only be described as a cash grab

I'm not sure about Utah's pay structure for tipped employees but, based on what's standard for tipped employees I would probably say that's not the case here.

It's very possible and yes, it would.

Sex bark helps smooth out the vinegar strokes.

I little Sex Bark is good after my Vinegar Strokes

While I would have agreed with you the first few days after the game, this is an excerpt from the NFL release on Friday: