Exactly! I mean, it would almost be like if I brought up the NFL your response would have been a scorching hot take. But I didn't. Your ax just needed some grinding.

Sounds good. Get the pitch clock in place for 2016 and you can cut 25-30 minutes off a game. I might watch more regularly again.

Cheese curls? FUCK THAT.

Somehow I missed the first round so please forgive me (Bryan Adams) if this was covered.

It's god's fault there are punters.

Yes, he was understandably upset for being detained for driving w/no lights. Makes much more sense to be aggressive and resist than to tell the cops you were having electrical trouble.

If god was really a football fan, he wouldn't smite us with Erin Andrews weekly

The only way Cam would show up is if his agent told him it was a commercial shoot.

When asked about tampering with the balls, Rodgers said, "I'm not gay. I really, really like women."

Dalton was actually the 8th alternate but Jon Ryan is playing in the Super Bowl, too.

His first proposal to increase revenue is to open an Amway store at every stadium.

Brrrrr. It's chilly in your shade, bro.

He's from Louisiana, they just mail an etch-a-sketch back and forth

Crawfish boils and playing golf 11 months of the year were my fondest memories of living in the South.

Something else he can't come to grips with.

And where do you live where there are no fucktards? Not including yourself, of course.

Guess Blount thinks there's more than one motherfucker in that locker room

Right?! The only thing that would make the acting worse in this video is David Caruso.

When in Rome.......oh, you meant the tooth.

How long with Pierce be on the injured list?