"Cuz, it's......about........to go...........down."

sarcastical

What?! You don't think JJ Watt is more valuable to his team not making the playoffs than Aaron Rodgers is to his playoff team. Idiot!

+Fore!

How do you expect me to take this list seriously when you omit "Timber"?

tl;dr

Exactly! Or if U2 only went by their last name.

Deadspin=Florida State University

I know, right? Right after I posted it, I thought, "I'm literally a fucking moron", but then people started recommending it. I take comfort in knowing I have plenty of company here.

Oh yeah, Samer?! Well then.......

No points for kick return yards. Only rewards the players on teams who fucking suck like my Bears this year (even though they couldn't get a return past the 20).

No Drew Carey?!

Instead of something like this, my friends and tried something that was actually fun. And take some of the randomness of TDs out of the equation but still reward the top players for getting them.

I'm disappointed this story had no climax.

I absolutely love that Philly.com was the source here.

It wouldn't be so obvious, Play-doh, but you have Jonah Hill as your celebrity endorser.

At least I got a new pickup line out of this post.

Ribbed for everyone's pleasure.