Maybe cake volcano would have been more appropriate. And well done!

If Tom Ley needs any funny BEARS! posts for 2015, he can simply roll highlights from most Chicago Bears games this year.

Where's the NFL MVP Vegas prediction chart? Was it even possible to chart Jay Cutler?

I was thinking the same thing. I've seen some Chicago sports shitshows in my day, many laughable ones that could be chalked up to being a Cubs fan, but this season was just fucking embarrassing.

At first glance, I thought this was a new "Kick Her Right In The Dick" meme.

And you're not President of the United States. You're commenting on Jezebel like the rest of us jamokes. So, there's that.

Pinkel and Harbaugh, Pinkel and Harbaugh........

You just prop up those photos on the Bears sideline and they win two more games this year.

My guess: Columbus, GA resident. Or any city along the Florida border.

Thanks, I needed that!

Yes, you should. This guy last night made the Hooters CEO look like the Mother Teresa.

Big difference I noticed was, compared to most twitter ragers, there was literally no one sticking up for the CEO. I don't even remember seeing anyone trolling.

Even if the other three guys on the court for the Cavs were Moe, Larry, and Shemp, man, that's supposed to be enough!

Here ya go, have a ball:

Niners management told Harbaugh they were trading for Cutler and he would be the starting quarterback next season.

When Chevy is a sponsor, you're going to try new #TechnologyAndStuff

"Better fucking enjoy it now, we got Mike Riley now. "

Not an equal or really relevant comparision. Deng left the Sudan as a young child with his family. He didn't spend his entire childhood there and doesn't consider it an offseason home (though he still does charitable work there).

Sounds like a Cubs modern day (The) Clink to Forevers to No Chance (for parole)

I'm sure Rex has to be thinking Philly...........