Chickens are always down to cluck

What's is this, one of those Thanksgiving Fools Day articles?

Fuck Devin Hester.

I've never seen that before. I couldn't stop laughing when that kid from Tyler broke the last kickoff. Plano East should have onsided again, they had recovered 3 in row!

Mayer is just going to whip out his wang on the desk. Show over.

Only seems appropriate as they've been selling on-field play as football.

Nah, won't work. Timmy may be a Virgo, but he still likes the boobies. "Tebowing" was a thing long before he made the pros and, while it had to do with scoring, it's origin wasn't rooted in touchdowns.

My guess is the "big reveal" will be that Scientology borrowed Mormonism's underwear.

So, high school.

I felt some feelings when I saw Selena on the red carpet

That's crazy! How did his headphones stay on through all that?!

No worries, RG3, you're in DC. Smoke a little crack and you'll get your job back.

Is there a dick in her mouth? No, you say? Then I guess not.

Is there a dick in her mouth? No, you say? Then I guess not.

Wow, i was just looking for some clarification because of the way you worded it. And, not all hoops in grade school are six feet. So,slow your roll Napoleon .

Division, not conference. Reeding is fun!

So youre saying a teacher threw you through a basketball hoop? And he w as standing on the ground?

Who cares? It's all about Money, right? Go to a playoff system like every other division in college football and youll be rolling in money.

Our QB is being investigated by the SEC. And, no, not that one.

Cake: "Out of all the people you can give me to, you choose her, virgin?!"

Surprised Phil Fulmer's daughter goes to Tennessee