She can cheat on her diet, she lost a couple pounds crying.

Surprised he was able to complete the handoff.

Get your hand out of the way, Tim!

Lay off fat shamers, she has a thyroid condition!

She's crying b/c he gave her such a small piece.

Does it walk like a Duck(worth)?

Right?! I mean, of course there has to be a different reason, we're on Jezebel for christ's sake! Wouldn't possibly be that guys from around the world fill their spank bank w/teenage girls from Instagram.

"In hindsight, we should have put this on a frequency that cars built after 1967 can actually receive....."

Oh, you minx!

That's what I've felt like doing watching Bears games this year.

won't just affect him but also his co-stars, who have been earning syndication residuals for two decades.

Thank you. You jamokes only make my point stronger.

"Oh Billy, if you were 50 years younger, I'd be totally into you.........."

After the game, he called his parents and said he was so embarrassed he just wanted to curl up N'Diaye

The judge was Ukrainian

If you haven't seen the movie Grandma's Boy, check it out. Not only is there a great "grannies getting high" scene, but it's a underrated, all-around funny movie from Sandler's Happy Madison crew.

Sorry, here's something a little more tangible for you. Wisconsin hasn't had a decent bowl win in over 5 years.

What is the appropriate amount of sympathy, Kara? What percentage of any given roundtable should be non-white faces? Asking for a friend b/c they've noticed you're not exactly carrying a whole lot of water except the occasion Beyoncé post........

It's okay, I expected some hostility from a fan base that hasn't seen a quality bowl win in more than 5 years.

Sullivan, MO - .2% African American as of 2010 Census