Farther than you now, ya jag.

Oooooo, he had a TD last year. Does that make up for the 47 times he lost yardage on punt returns or all the punts he let bounce and never picked up when there wasn't a defender within 20 yards? He was BRUTAL on punts towards the end of his Bears tenure.

Nothing left for Devin to do now but open a charter school.

I miss Devin.

Only reason the Colts made the donation is the Vice Chairs told the owner, Jim Irsay, they were using the $100k to buy "a whole fuckton of oxycodone"

New state slogan, "Missouri: The New South"

The bigger trapezoid should lead to less reach-arounds by goalies which should make hockey homophobes happy.

It's about time!

"Wait a second. Let me turn her around and put her head in the door frame to finish the job right............"

I know I'll miss her telling Jay Cutler he has nice teeth in post-game interviews

...........and he did not pull it off smoothly.

I'll get on my male kegels right away!

I promise that we will always have our own checking accounts.

Thank god they finally got married. I was tired of them living in Original Sin.

Still, the Patriots again receive the benefit of the doubt even though they haven't won dick in a decade.

America's Got Talent 2016 ratings

ESPN released a brief statement:

ESPN release a brief statement:

What Las Vegas will look like every game after the home opener.