Ridiculous. Period.

He got my panties during the season b/c the show was fucking awesome, and I don't even own panties. And I'd at least adjust his junk if both his hands were broken.

Britney Spears ✔ @britneyspears
.@katyperry Just when I thought the denim dress had retired....you bring it back!

Thank god Dallas Braden wasn't on the mound

Who says god doesn't love a good muff?!

Is this your first time watching women's volleyball or what?

Nice catch

This is Classic Corky

If he just pulls the ball in to his stomach instead of going behind-the-back, he's able to throw quicker giving the receiver more time to set up a block. Pretty unspectacular.

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At first glance, it didn't look all that necessary, but with each viewing it looks more and more like it was completely unnecessary.

Good thing she wasn't flying on Malaysian Airlines

Calm has been restored in Ferguson

Just chill, Snoop, and smoke a Blount

you've clearly never heard any of her radio shows. Guaranteed she has had an iv of some sort of alcohol since the accident non-stop, she's been drunk the whole time

Guess my idea of a f-pack differs from that of one Matthew McConaughey

That's a little too clever for me. I am generally unable to complete a..........

FSU stole the top spot from Alabama this year.......

You should change your handle to 'Jakob the Liar', son.

Guys, please disregard these messages. Just another of 'The Crazy Ones'.