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It will be interesting to see what happens with businesses and drug testing.

And you wonder why they don't let you talk at the Finals, shitbird

I love a good, spicy bloody mary mix in my beers on Sunday mornings. Rim the glass with a little lime juice coated with Tony Chachere's Cajun seasoning. Yes, please.

L'Oreal is now known as an a-toner.

Yeah, those stupid idiot worrying about their millions.

Thought the red sox would go well w/the red ass but, alas, it wasn't meant to be.

Never knew Moses parted his hair!

I was clearly born during the wrong era

She only received a suspension b/c none of the soccer players used their hands

This isn't the NBA and, no, they can't. The Blackhawks have already used both their compliance buyouts.

What happened with Vanek was another epic fucktard job, in a career filled with them, by Snow. He completely screwed the pooch and you can't count on that happening again (even though Burke is in Calgary now! Thanks for taking Bollig!)

You just won't get back anything close to Kane's ability for the next 8 years in a trade.

Okay, I guess, but if you don't think he's a good value with the Hawks, what do you think he gets if he reaches free agency? He would get at least $12mil, maybe more, depending on where the cap goes next year. And then the Hawks get nothing.

Someone would take Bickell. Look at contracts given to guys like Orpik and Englland and Bolland. Bickell is a fucking bargain compared to those jamokes.

Stamkos would beg to differ. Only injury stopped him from another 50 goal campaign last year.

This.

I keep hearing about Kane being in Toews shadow. In town, yeah, the "captain" carries a little more weight. On a national level, Kane is every bit and probably a bigger star than Tazer.

Sharp was pretty awful this postseason. But he doesn't bring much to the defensive end and doesn't play on the PK.

Cups (and Conn Smythes) cost money.

Don't get me wrong, I like Ovechkin a lot and catches a little more crap than he deserves.