To deal with bad behavior from a cat nip it in the bud.

No doubt, which is why Kobe is considered a delicacy.

#YesAllPimps

My bad. That was whackity of me, crackity.

"A voice just came to me like, 'What are you doing? Are you serious? Is that a caulk gun?' "

She thought a little caulk in her ass might help with that crack.

She better not try riding a bike in Germany.

Just as you can spin stats like your 400 yard game reference

I'm just saying, unless there's something physically wrong with a dog, the owner is the one who should be cutting back or keeping track of how much food their pets are eating. I know too many people who just free feed their pets hard food or feed their dogs human food or give their dog a piece of whatever they're…

You got me on the LSU game.

53 percent of American dogs are now "overweight or obese,"

He really kind of wasn't all that great in college. He was good, but not great. He just didn't have his best games when playing against the top competition. I know, I know, one player a team doesn't make but you could say the same about Johnny Football who also had an atrocious defense, in a much tougher…

Are you thinking Duke as in monarchy? Just b/c Duke is in North Carolina doesn't mean it's in the North.

Use sexuality to sell perfume, food, clothing, cars but never, ever sell the sex itself.

That probably explains why Ireland is such a financial world power.

So she won't have to worry about being turned down by designers for an Oscar dress?

Such a Saad ending

Based on his play, I really don't have a problem with Bolland making that kind of money. He's a great shutdown, checking center and gets under the skin of the opponent. Probably b/c he's a borderline psychopath, but that's part if his charm. He does have some offensive sense and good hands, too; could probably…

Are you sure James