"I'm now okay dying a virgin"
Whew! Please stop, I have to absorb all that before you post something else.
Also deleted from Bethel's Twitter account, "Next stop, Pullman WA...."
Looks like a scene straight out of Napoleon Dynamite
On the Run tour — which mostly serves as a safe space for Jay Z from Solange
I don't want the job, but tell me how to get a BMW for $6474 please!
Jackie is inspired by a devastating Miami hurricane
That's all well and good, but the pageant isn't out anything b/c of this, only Longacre is.
Call me crazy, but wouldn't you check out the rules before you dedicated all the time and money to something like this?
Navarro might have made it if he hadn't had that second helping of pancakes at 3rd base.
I didn't get to watch the draft tonight, did they let Simmons talk? Jag.
If he would have had the decency to lose his shit a year earlier, he and Bynes could have gone in together for a group rate.
No. Because he got stuck in a marble vagina.
So: is there one more step that I'm missing, today, when I "let out" my man?
Marvel just cast her in Iron Woman set to film in 2029
You should probably now avoid this friend for "a while" more.
Excuse me, I need to #ralfie
Take that religion!
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