Cool.

So have the priests. Much longer than you "young adults".

Maybe it's the same difference, I don't know.

Not even close, Tom.

Or if you're Catholic, get smashed at church and meet someone nice.

"What?"

"No, no, no, no. I said the EPA, not the EPooA."

If genitalia tasted like bacon, the world would be a better place

Really? Auto-correct comes up with bacon when you type in peni?

Personally, I don't let the general public influence decisions I make at work. But, yeah, all 2,500 Rangers fans that were there were whooping it up for Kinsler.

While I agree with most of what you said, I have no problem letting someone know you didn't appreciate being shown up when a game isn't in the balance. You don't have to drill someone in the head to get your point across.

Like the Rock, he smells everything that's cooking.

Once again, you're right.

No, you're right. With jail overcrowding, there's no room for all those assault with a deadly weapon charges that come (or would come) from MLB.

Exactly.

If they named it 420 Sports they might have had something there.

Don't worry, I keep the baseballs in the trunk when I'm driving.

You're right. It's about as manly as calling someone a "sleazeball", pouting to the press and showing up your former teammates who had nothing to do with his trade.

Didn't realize he was that close to 3,000. Does he get in the hall w/3,000 if he doesn't get t 500 HR

No one is talking about the real reason she won't return.