...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.

Does anyone remember Flava Flave’s girl “New York”? I think she and Jim Bob would be perfect together. She is so hot and sexy-and so is Jim Bob. Sparks!

TEAM ERICA JAYNE 4 LYFE. I am loving how Lisa V keeps trying to intimidate her and Erica stays completely polished and unflappable. It’s driving Lisa crazy and I am here for that. Katherine is boring and an asshole.

Went to the zoo with the dude and Mini Trollop today. Saw this badass frog. His expression fits how I feel about people.

Catching up on RHoBH and have this to say: Katherine is the actual shit stirring, blurting WORST and I love everything about Erica + Erica Jayne. I am worried she is having such a shitty time that she won’t come back. She probably reaped a metric shit ton of new fans for her music already and will have no further use…

11 year old boys talking about Viagra and saying why would men want to make their penis hard and if it ever went down? Kept walking.

You have my permission to spread it irresponsibly.

FAVORITE RUMOR OF THE DAY.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner got drunk one night and murdered someone for sport.

“He’s still the only person who really knows the truth about things. And I’m still the only person that knows some of his truths.”

my reaction

I love that she hid in the Boys II Men dressing room during her meltdown.

I may or may not be settling in to watch an episode at my desk right this second because there are very few of us at work and we have nothing to do but need to keep the lights on and respond to emails IF we get them...the only email I’ve gotten today is from a co-worker with the promo codes for Old Navy.

SERIOUSLY. Gwen, you know damned well you ain’t never been to Dairy Queen before. Cuz if you had you’d have got a Blizzard.

I just watched the first episode last night and am anxiously awaiting my roommate to get home so we can watch the next. So good but so infuriating!! Like they legitimately just decided to fuck him every way possible and as a lawyer, the failure of the legal system that happens way too often is infuriating to me.

YES. So good. So infuriating. I am finishing it tonight.

I won’t be doing Serial #2 until the season is up, but I just binged on Serial #1 in the course of a few days. If this show is comparable, I will definitely catch it.