Current Theory:

But can we seriously address the clips of Corinne?

I’m interested in seeing it - but if anything sad happens, I just can’t.

Trebek thinks because he has the answers that he knows the answers.

He’s a fuckin’ joke.

A man who has delusions about Planned Parenthood “destroying generations of African Americans” has no problems working with an industry that is actually destroying the lives of Africans - O.K.

No, it means you are a dirty heathen who is living in afront to God.

Kim is only having a bad year because she was born the year of the monkey and this being the year of the monkey is supposed to be terrible for her.

“Dumb love of money”? Hey, money is freaking adorable if you can get it! I haven’t any right now, and man, do I miss it.

Her pie crust is the one and only for me.

Elle Woods would NEVER defraud a fellow Delta Nu. She just wouldn’t! She has a great moral compass.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

What the fuck, Hamburger.

This took place when I was about 10 years old. My mom had rather quickly filed for divorce, but she only had a part-time job and made very little money, so finding a place to stay that was affordable and available immediately was tough. A friend of hers told her that she and her husband had…

A few years ago, my then-3 year old had a fever which I was treating with baby Tylenol. I gave him his dose before bed, got distracted and walked into his room to see him holding the medicine bottle in one hand and the dropper in the other saying “I give myself a medicine!!”

My good friend-let’s call her Jane to protect her identity- told me her ghost story last year, and since then it has been confirmed to me by several people who were around at the time. It took place back in the late 90's when she was in her early 20's.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.