“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

He’s just another hard working American who doesn’t need a college education to provide for his family.

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Bars close at 2:00am here.

Lawrence Phillips was definitely on board before he recently died in jail.

I went to college in Iowa and spent a good amount of time in Omaha too (college World Series kicks ass), and NOBODY from any of those cities he mentioned is gonna haul themselves down to Omaha in big enough numbers for it to matter. IA and NE are pro-sports dead zones. Also bars close at 1AM in Nebraska. Fuck that…

Man imagine the cornfed blue collar football guys they will attract. No glory boys, just good players from good families who will really become students of the game. I say go for it.

Um, no. There’s a reason why:

+1  sybian

Weird, most people have no problem riding a Siemian to a strong finish.

Or maybe the Pats D is legit. Patriots have allowed the fewest points of any team in the league.

Meanwhile, Aqib Talib was disappointed in his own play, leading to a bizarre recreation of the “Edward Norton beating himself up” scene from Fight Club.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

Finally, Trump is giving his other daughter her due.

Yes, he absolutely should be enshrined, but at the same time, it is so fucking funny that he isn’t. Knowing he’s on twitter searching for “Curt Schilling HOF” getting angry at people who say they wouldn’t vote for him. It’s the little things that make me happy.

I write about games every day. I believe they are a powerful art form. I wouldn’t do this job if I didn’t believe in the efficacy of games.

He Led his target from the Zeppelin.

The moment DICE announced their take on WW1 with BF1, people instantly got offended because of the subject matter. I just don’t understand how far a company has to go to not offend somebody on the internet, especially for an event that happened ~100 years ago.