Yeah. He’s had a good career but it says something about him that he hasn’t been on a team for more than three seasons since the Bulls traded him for JR Smith and PJ Brown in summer 2006 (JR never played for the bulls and got traded to the Nuggets like a week later).

Until Deadspin acknowledges this bowl by its correct name, we can assume they do not #RespectTheBiz

The Hilltoppers unsurprisingly dominated Memphis 51-31 in the Boca Raton Bowl

I suppose, but I think it’s a way for more guys (realistically, maybe 2-3 additional guys over the course of this CBA) to qualify for this extension. The NBPA’s goal is basically to get as much money to players as possible (specifically star players considering CP3 and LeBron are running the show). If they can find a…

Here are the last nine DPOY recipients:

Their in-person service is awesome too. You usually have your sub in-hand within 90 seconds of ordering it. I’d sacrifice that for toasted subs though.

hard hat, lunch pail, coach’s son.

Except Marquette King, who is infinitely cooler than all the other punters combined (sorry, McAfee)

Question 1: They got fucked.

I worked for a catering company in college. It was a complete shitshow and the pay sucked. One time we had to cater for an NAACP event and Al Sharpton was the guest of honor. Well, whoever ordered the food didn’t order napkins, and there wasn’t anywhere for anyone to sit. Sharpton pulled me aside and screamed at me…

Bill Simmons is so mad at you for posting a picture of his future.

Forgot about that one! Zak DeOssie will be in the NFL in 2040

Broadly speaking, there are no positions with long shelf lives in the NFL with the exception of punters and kickers.

Being the return guy doesn’t mean you’re any good as the return guy. Three punt return TD’s in four years isn’t anything to write home about. Tavon Austin has 183 fewer yards from scrimmage in 55 games despite being a running “threat” than Keenan Allen got in 38. Both contracts are absolute garbage, but Allen’s is no…

Keenan Allen had a highly productive season once and his recent ineffectiveness has largely been due to injury. Tavon has generally been healthy and is (edit: not) productive. Ideally you don’t want to give big money to either guy, but Allen’s seems slightly more defensible than Tavon’s because of Allen’s potential…

Jason Whitlock blocked me on Twitter after I asked him how many Lipitor he takes per day. Was I just engaging in some native advertising for Lipitor? I don’t even know, honestly.

Louisville needs to plug in its damn phone.

People aren’t watching a show that sucks! Progress!

he’s looking up at this with a frown.