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Even if I knew I could mop the floor with the Teamster boss I wouldn’t, I don’t want to end up on the back of a milk carton later.

The headlights are the issue? I always assumed it was because you have a blind spot for roughly 30' in front of your vehicle.

A lot of newer full sized trucks have gotten so big and tall that they are becoming impractical. It now requires a step stool or ladder to get to the bed. If I want to throw stuff in the bed having it that high is not at all useful. 

As it is in most other industries, the fact that dealerships are franchises--not directly owned by the company that makes the products they sell--is a huge part of the problem.

“30 percent of dealers would not offer an EV even if one was available”

I remember 20 ish years ago, Edmunds had a guy go under cover and work as a salesman at two dealers.

Yeah. Gross.

Boring? Have you seen our violent crime rate? Also, you’re assuming a lot that she ever planned on registering the car. People will drive their car for years on expired paper plates because you have to pay your sales tax when you register the car. I’ve seen paper plates in plastic weatherproof plate cases. Btw, paper

Yeah, I don’t mind the Airflow. I wish it was more wagony than CUVish, but that’s the world we live in.

Multistory garages with rooftop solar.

You don’t need to specify. That statement stands by itself in pretty much every context.

She was NEVER going to insure it.  And it wasn’t going to have 1st Party Comp/Collision anyway.  She wasn’t going to get money for it from insurance in anyway.  People don’t buy 3k Cars and then buy Theft insurance for it.  Just not worth it anymore. 

To all of the Jezebel staffers, I’m so sorry. Your value has never been properly recognized by the bean counters who misunderstand media so completely. I have enjoyed reading your thoughts and getting to know all of you through your unique voices, even when we may have disagreed or approached an issue from a different

Most people on this planet are not that smart to follow rules to protect themselves, or do have the sense to do anything other than yell into the empty cosmos and hope something happens, or their situation/upbringing doesn’t allow/taught them of being responsible...

Genuinely bummed out by the site closure. I’d like to express my gratitude to the Jezebel staffers for generally being good sports about my tomfoolery these past few years. I’ll confess to having some Tomato-style accounts here. Yes, I was Crystal Jewell, the 25-year old grad student from Iowa — along with some

This is why you need to file an insurance claim immediately. As soon as you file a claim, the car belongs to the insurance company and you better believe they don’t let shit like this happen to their car and profits. Sure, you need to buy a new car, but after the thieves have broken into it then it is probably going

It was a good run. This sucks.

The actors strike ends (pending a vote) and Jez gets shut down for good. Thanks for the memories Jez.

I think they’re still short an editor in chief TBH. Not a wealthy or particularly well run site.

Jezebel clearly has enough ad revenue to get better and more recent stock photography of Britney. It’s the same set of pictures of her every time, looking like shit.