Nah. Palpatine just left his midichorians on a toilet seat somewhere. The rest was in the movie.

Dude it’s Cats.  You have to kill it 9 times for it to stick.  Everyone knows that.

Mexican sharks. 

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

He can’t be a dildo, a dildo has a job!

Technically it’s a compound bow, not a crossbow. This is laziness incarnate: he probably had all that shit from “hunting”, which is something he likes to pretend to do. This is like a kid who dressed up as “boy scout” because he had the uniform already.

I wish it were fatal.

Bbecause he’s “not a racist!” But just fine with being a homophobic asshat.

Why did he feel the need to bring up his black friends after calling someone “a queer?”

Yes, but only because LL was already having a hugely successful career, and she pissed it all away.

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

You’re talking out of both sides of your mouth if you’re saying that A) this blog should be held to a journalistic standard in which they can’t be snarky, and B) say that calling this blog a “news outlet” isn’t correct. You can pick one of these two things, but they cannot both be true. Call it snarky or call it…

You really just “not all Boomers”d, huh?

My parents are Boomers too. Everyone knows they’re not 100% terrible. No group of anyone is 100% anything. The thing is, ENOUGH of them are shitty that it doesn’t matter that some aren’t. It’s Boomers who’ve ruined the entire country/planet/economic system, so what good does…

I’m confused.....

Someday, Nunes is going to be old and retired and his grandchildren will come up to him and ask him what the hell was wrong with him after googling him.

Let’s make a deal. If your home sinks or catches fire due to climate change, nobody comes to save you. 

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

Then he can tell the Emperor that when he arrives....

With the integrity of the Philadelphia police department crippled by allegations of sexual harassment and discrimination

What a wanker.