See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

He can’t be a dildo, a dildo has a job!

Technically it’s a compound bow, not a crossbow. This is laziness incarnate: he probably had all that shit from “hunting”, which is something he likes to pretend to do. This is like a kid who dressed up as “boy scout” because he had the uniform already.

I wish it were fatal.

Bbecause he’s “not a racist!” But just fine with being a homophobic asshat.

Why did he feel the need to bring up his black friends after calling someone “a queer?”

Yes, but only because LL was already having a hugely successful career, and she pissed it all away.

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

I’m confused.....

Someday, Nunes is going to be old and retired and his grandchildren will come up to him and ask him what the hell was wrong with him after googling him.

Let’s make a deal. If your home sinks or catches fire due to climate change, nobody comes to save you. 

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

Then he can tell the Emperor that when he arrives....

With the integrity of the Philadelphia police department crippled by allegations of sexual harassment and discrimination

Can you hit a target that small?

Anyone with a shred of human decency in New York was profoundly affected by the Saudi attacks on 9/11. This is even more so for those of us that knew people who were killed that day or succumbed to later illness.

How do you do fellow Afrikids

Ujellybro is the whitest handle I’ve seen in quite some time. 

I call it the “Head Sock” you can use it to keep sweat out of your eyes while playing sports like Golf! Organic cotton weave and just $99.99! Act now!