But enough about Trump....

Why am I not surprised?

Trump’s Irish, rather than roasting, Sam Bee should boil him.

I’ll be that person... Was this a black child, specially a male, this would never happen. And if it by chance would, the outrage from Fox and their ilk would be enormous...

Trump’s over there, enacting a ban that won’t make us safer, some folks are over there, protesting it, and I’m just sitting here wondering why he didn’t include the country that produced 15 of the 19 hijackers on 9/11.

excuse is a level of comprehension

This is Trump. Unlike Nero, I’m fairly certain he can’t play the fiddle.

Never heard of Wet Seal before but it looks like it’s the little sister to Ed Hardy.

Wet Seal should merge with Wetzel’s and form Wetseal’s Pretzels.

My mom used to joke that she would abort me and my siblings because we weren’t “viable” without her.

The 100th trimester is the worst.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

I would watch if Kathie Lee and Hoda got her drunk.

Cry me a river spoiled little girl.

Primeminister May is currently visiting.

Let me decode that for you, since I’ve been reading a lot of shit from Trump supporters since he started backpedaling on this. Here is a list of some things that people have claimed would be the same thing as getting “Mexico” to pay for it.

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.