Trump probably just wanted to learn how boxers make their hands look so big.

Wikileaks and Wikipedia are two completely separate entities and have no relation to each other.

Hint: [***SOUND OF A MAN LICKING ANOTHER MAN’S SHOES FOR AN HOUR***]

Bush and co started the Middle East fiasco yet somehow it became all Hillary and Obama’s fault. The Republican voters will never admit they’ve been duped.

“If you ain’t rich, you don’t deserve to be alive,” - The Republican viewpoint.

She’s an intelligent person who has spent the majority of her adult life in public service. In terms of virtue and decency, she wouldn’t have much competition from the vast majority of former presidents, low a bar as that might be.

I don’t disagree with any of those things, but it’s like comparing your least favorite ice cream with a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. You might not like either one, but there’s a clear right choice.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Our late night comedians (with the exception of Fallon) and Teen Vogue are hitting Trump harder than the NYT, WSJ, etc.

Sam Bee FTW.

He’s great. This is what he should be doing.

Trevor Noah has improved, but Seth Meyers has been doing this longer. I feel like years of weekend update was practice for stuff like this.

I know, right? He’s been doing Jon Stewart level work in dissecting Trump.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

He’s become one of my favorite late night people over the past year.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Right? this guy could have been at least on his 3rd gay marriage by now, just like our rotten pumpkin elect! Sad!

Again with this shit.