Amazing, we do SantaCon for free. All the while, our drunk/broke college students could have been getting paid.

My wife started the whole Shelf Elf thing in our family. Unfortunately, our two boys need a Christmas Narc for the occasional behavior wake-up call.

Right, the one with the Burgermeister, where she was a school teacher.

People clutch to their nostalgia and traditions like a string of pearls. It’s silly. I think Santa and Mrs. C (she really needs a first name and her own back story) should both deliver presents, divide and conquer 50% of the houses to him and 50% to her. Make it a team. Why not? I’m sure they have enough reindeer. Only…

And in this case it’s calling gingerbread men, a gingerbread person, when obviously, they’re men.

He’s the facial version of the Grinch.

Logic has never been Fox News’ strong suit.

I love the smell of baking bread, but the Subway “bread” baking smell always makes me want to yak.

Sure swap the advertisers, but there is only so many “My Pillow” Commercials you can watch during the commercial breaks of an hour long show, before the jingle rips apart your mind.

Trump needs to stop using the term “witch hunt”. Witches were generally wise healers who spent years studying the world around them and using that practical knowledge to help others. Trump would never be accused of that.

It’s amazing how shockingly cheap russian people have become. Their technology has come so far.

Meanwhile, in the background, the bust of MLK jr wishes it had a robot body just to escape the white house.

In the 20 years I lived in NYC, I hardly ever saw a noticeably pregnant woman get offered a subway seat around rush hour. Both times my wife was pregnant with our children, she can count on her hand how many times she was offered a seat on the subway. Unfortunately, among people, the human beings are far and few…

Give him a break. You try balancing a coin on a thumb that small.

It looks like something out of an Aphex Twin video.

There is a lot of us dreaming that.

He has the “best words”.

Appalachian area has cheap land and a readily available work force. I wish solar, wind and carbon capture companies would invest in those areas. Especially regarding carbon capture, they would have the coal-burning facilities right there to test efficiency and develop better products.

Now, now.  More americans die of cholesterol-related illnesses every year than black lung.  So, coal mining has that cheery plus going for it.

unethical or unattainable?