I like in that Van Gogh how instead of his ear missing, it’s his soul.

I can’t wait until they revise it again to just “the.”

Well, It’s the number 1 best selling non-fiction on amazon, and number 2 on barnes and noble’s top 100, right behind “the Wonky Donkey”. So, that being said, I must get the Wonky Donkey.

I don’t know. I’d throw down $25 just to make it a best-seller and piss Donald off.

word.

Pruitts? Like disgraced former EPA chief, Scott Pruitt. Amazing.

Oh, I won’t let the Australian-ness fool me. One of my co-workers grew up there, she has plenty of stories of how racist they can be.

If he’s that shitty of a illustrator that he can’t make Serena’s face not look like a Jim Crow Era cartoon, he could have easily had her face the umpire, back facing us. The outfit would have tipped us off to her identity. He’s at best culturally unaware, and worst a racist trying to perpetuate stereotypes. He’s…

“Fuck yo couch, Senate!”

I don’t know, I think Democratic Women would be interested since he enjoyed telling young women what they could and couldn’t do with their bodies, under the pretenses that it’s what was best for them and their team. There could be a corrolation.

Wait, I’ve got a $100 bill here somewhere....

It’s okay. The NRA is there to substitute their inadequacies. No one will ever suspect they are really shooting blanks.

So, Wait. My wife and I are done with having kids. If I rub myself with binders, sales receipts and sex toys, will my taint shrink and make me infertile?

Now Jones has filed a lawsuit seeking $1,117,466 from the State of Kansas. The complaint asks for $65,000 for each year of his incarceration, plus lawyers fees and costs, according to the Star.

If I was a god, this video is what I’d base all of creation on.

They haven’t said yet how exactly they got to the slippers, but they’re now in the hands of the FBI.

Are we like a year away from the retirement or resignation of the entire republican party? Between the racial snafus, sex scandals and the jail sentences, I feel like I have seen more politicians careers end in the last 2 years, then in the last 20 years.

Not if you were a reptilian alien. Oh no! They’re coming for us!!!!

I longingly pine for the days of PJ masks. Word to the wise. Beware of Descendants, it’s a gateway drug to disney sitcoms.

Perfect system for a serial killer.